Friday, December 09, 2005

Pittsburgh to get new mayor, O'connor to be dealt


In a suprise move the City of Pittsburgh will deal mayor elect Bob O'Connor to the Cincinnati Reds for "The Mayor" Sean Casey. It's not clear what use the Reds have for Mr. O'Connor but it's possible they will dangle him to the Tigers with their recent affinity for Pittsburgh products. Pittsburgh on the other hand had a clear void that Casey can fill, although his 8.6 million dollar contract will have to be compensated with the loss of many city services and departments such as: sanitation, animal control, recycling, police, street maintence, snow removal, fire rescue, emergency medical services, public works, personnel and civil services, finance, housing authority, city parks, pension, sewage, and the Mayor's Office.

2 comments:

KP said...

Maybe "the mayor" can get a new arena built before our flightless birds attempt to migrate out west.

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