Central Pennsylvania Community College football coach Joe Paterno has ruffled his players feathers with a recent crack down on campus shenanigans. Convicted rapist and wide receiver Ki-Blair VanEnis tells PSR of the hardships faced by himself and other players. "Coach has really tightened the reigns on us, we're eating Sevruga caviar rather than Beluga. And this Chateau le Blanc '68 he's giving us is supposed to be served slightly chilled! This is room temperature! What does he think we are, animals?" A lunching player who wished to remain anonymous stated "You call this gazpacho? Real gazpacho has got chunks in it! This is more like soup! I only have three misdemeanors, I ain't know why coach has to punish everyone because of a few mistakes".
4 comments:
Are you guys affiliated with the newspaper PSR? Ellis Cannon, Tony DeFazio and those guys?
No, they just steal ideas from us.
Actually they've been around for 10 years plus. Not sure if "PSR" is copyrighted or not buy you might want to check.
Bonjour, pittsburghsportsrumors.blogspot.com!
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