Effective immediately, Buccos owner Kevin McClatchy has instituted a new "anti-David Spade" policy for all Pirates home games. The policy, announced Tuesday in a press release, formally bans actor David Spade from entering PNC Park environs. Said McClatchy: "From Weekend Update to his voice work in the animated Disney film The Emperor's New Groove, David Spade's annoying, unfunny jokes have managed to ruin all that he has been associated with. I will not allow his presence to tarnish America's most beautiful ballpark. This ban also prohibits Mr. Spade from tailgating in adjacent parking lots."
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All hail Chancellor McClatchy! The nerve of him to ban anyone from a tax payer funded facility! Who does he think he is, Bob Denver?
i heart it! i wanna do nikkid!
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