6 hour erection experienced, physician consulted

A PSR probe has reavealed that former Steeler and Tennessee Titan Yancy Thigpen was rushed to his personal physician after experiencing a 6 hour 22 minute 35 second erection. It is beleived that the condition that Mr. Thigpen suffered was a result of a prescribed ED treatment. A neighbor of Mr. Thigpen noted "For hours that guy was standing in his yard throwing footballs through a tire with his wife giggling in the background, that's funkin' creepy".

David Spade "Buh-bye" to PNC Park

Effective immediately, Buccos owner Kevin McClatchy has instituted a new "anti-David Spade" policy for all Pirates home games. The policy, announced Tuesday in a press release, formally bans actor David Spade from entering PNC Park environs. Said McClatchy: "From Weekend Update to his voice work in the animated Disney film The Emperor's New Groove, David Spade's annoying, unfunny jokes have managed to ruin all that he has been associated with. I will not allow his presence to tarnish America's most beautiful ballpark. This ban also prohibits Mr. Spade from tailgating in adjacent parking lots."

Pens to sign Potash

After a week of tense negotiations the Penguins are close to signing Dan Potash to a multi-year deal. Potash will become the fourth player added to the Pens roster in a week. He'll join Andre Roy, Sergi Gonchar, and Zigmond Palffy as newcomers this season. Potash's agent Ken Polk provided a few details to PSR "One time I went out with Dan and he drank three Busch Lights in an hour, Trenni Kusnierek was with us so I think he was just trying to be a big boy. We had to carry him out of there". Pens GM Craig Patrick was unavailable for comment as he was cutting his grass.