Friday, April 29, 2005

Buccos skipper to grounds crew: "Skip the bases, we won't be needing those"

In an unprecedented move the Pirate Management Team (PiMaT) has instructed its grounds crew to not install bases for its upcoming home stand. According to GM David Littlefield "Avoiding base installation should really help out our pitchers. We're running into some teams with a little bump in their bat and this should help slow them down...when you lose it's a rough racket, nobody like to lose".

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

you're obviously not using this base so i'm taking it.

Anonymous said...

that's hot!

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Anonymous said...

jimmy buffet packs stadiums with middle aged freeks :-b